This is what Star Traks: Banshee is all about. The tales of the Banshee and her crew. These stories range in emotion, messages, as well as content, so please be aware of this. There is usage of foul language, however I do try my best to censor it out (which isn't always that effective).
Please also remember that Star Trek is the property in every way, shape and form, of Paramount and/or whatever company has invested in/merged with/bought them. These stories are meant to be pure, innocent parody for the enjoyment of myself and whatever twisted individuals who read them, and I am in no way attempting to violate anyone's copyright. Additionally, Star Traks is the property of Alan Decker, and my creation of this series under the Star Traks monkier was done so with his implicit permission. Any references to people, places or things from Star Traks, Star Traks: Waystation, Star Traks: The Vexed Generation, Star Traks: BorgSpace and Star Traks: Boldly Gone... are used (usually) with permission from the series' respective authors, Alan Decker, Anthony Butler, Maija Meneks and, well, Alan and Anthony again!
"Resistance Is Futile, Part One" Series Premier!
Trouble stirs on the Federation frontier. A Borg cube has been sighted heading towards Earth. But with most of the fleet locked up in the war against the Dominion, the Banshee and her crew might be the only hope for saving the Federation.
"Resistance Is Futile, Part Two"
The Borg have reached Earth and have began their assimilation process. Our intrepid crew must learn to, somehow, work together to stop these mechanical menaces from assimilating our beloved capital.
"Natural Disaster"
While docked at Earth for repairs, the Banshee's crew helps with the Borg cleanup effort. Of course they can't do so without breaking something, and in this case they wind up breaking the atmosphere. They'd better hold on tight as the planet's weather modification network sends a slew of severe weather hurtling at them.
"Section 31"
While on a routine patrol mission, the Banshee stumbles across a ship thought long since destroyed. Captain Vorezze must decide the fate of the crew and the mission of the Banshee, which could change their lives forever.
"Hellion"
People on the Banshee are noticing strange things going on. Not your run of the mill strangeness, but things that can't be explained. Voices whispering at them, and people acting completely unlike themselves. You don't believe in ghosts, do you?
"Lack of Evidence"
After the Banshee was reported missing, Captain Rydell began to feel a strange guilt trip in regards to the ship's untimely "destruction." As he begins to investigate into the Banshee's loss, Section 31 and the Banshee's crew must do everything to stop him from finding out the truth.
"The Dark Fleet, Part One"
It's massive-war-story-arc time! A menacing new force is looming over not just the Federation, but the entire Alpha Quadrant. The Voran Imperium, run by a race of disgruntled relatives of Species 8472, seeks galactic domination, starting with the Federation.
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"The Dark Fleet, Part Two"
Okay, so Section 31 got it's butt whooped, no big deal. As the Section 31 fleet struggles to infiltrate Voran space, the crew of the Banshee must struggle with the untimely loss of their command crew. Do you believe in an afterlife? Or for that matter one that chooses to be exclusive?
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"The Dark Fleet, Part Three"
In orbit of the enemy's homeworld, the Banshee's crew must devise a way to stop the Vorans from deploying their new supership, and teach them a little respect for the Federation. Plus sit back and laugh as Commander Burns gets to trudge trough the sewers.
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"Travelers"
While in a space dock for repairs, the Banshee is used as a testbed for a new type of ultra-transwarp technology that Section 31 is developing. Unforunately they're yet to find a way to fine-tune this technology, and they send the ship hurtling off into the far reaches of the galaxy. Anyone have a map?
"Only a Matter of Time"
The Dominion has developed a secret plot to take out the Enterprise as a show of force against the Federation. Unfortunately they find the Banshee instead and, in the ensuing chase, the Banshee, Explorer, Secondprize and a large, nasty Dominion warship accidentally slingshot around the sun and wind up scattered throughout time. These crews must work together to find each other, and the Dominion, before Earth's past is damaged (moreso than it already is).
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"Cupid's Arrow"
Warlord Sorinak may be the fierce leader of the Voran Imperium, but deep down, he's a teddy bear at heart. And this big, scaly teddy bear has just found the woman he wants to spend the rest his life with: Dr. Liz Lang. Liz better hope he has a short life span.
"What a Q-Tee"
Q's back and he brought his son with him. After hitting the terrible two's, Q's son has stolen his father's powers and gone on a rampage that could destoy stars, erase civilizations, or at the very lease get the Banshee caught up in a giant game of Pac-Man with a toxic nebula.
"Things That Go Bump In The Night"
The crew of the USS Explorer stumbles across the Banshee, completely adrift and lacking any form of a crew save for a few shredded remains. It's up to them and Captain Vorezze to piece together this mystery before the terrifying alien force that's taken over the ship comes after them next.
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"Basic Survival Instinct"
Cruising around in a shuttlecraft is really just asking for trouble, so it shouldn't have surprised Lt. Cmdr. DiSanto and Dr. Lang when they're marooned on a deserted, frozen wasteland planet. Things might heat up as they try to stay alive long enough to be rescued. That, and Commander Burns gets herself stuck in a bowling ball return.
"Shatterframe"
The Banshee's computer systems have been infected by a strange computer virus which is causing the ship to think that the crew is a group of intruders. From knock out gas to security phasers to holographic chainsaw bandits, the crew is in for a rough night.
"Until Dawn"
By day it's a tropical paradise, but by night, strange things happen to people on this remote planet. As an away team from the Banshee is about to learn, when the sun sets, it's a nonstop struggle to survive until dawn.
"The Lesser of Two Evils" Season Finale
The Vorans are in trouble, as their Species 8472 cousins have tracked them down and want revenge for the Vorans ditching them thousands of years ago. Could this lead to a truce between two bitter enemies, or is it just a ruse?
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"Dark Horizon" Season Premier
With Dr. Lang abducted, Section 31 is in a desperate position to end this dangerous game of tag team against the Vorans and Species 8472. This will be a costly battle, and one that only one woman can help with - Seven of Nine!
"Collective"
They say there's no place like home, but when home happens to be the Borg Collective, one has to wonder if that's true. Lt. Cmdr. DiSanto certainly thinks so. The Borg are calling for their former drone to come home, and it looks like he's about ready to do so.
"Where Angels Fear to Tread, Part One: Shore Leave From Hell"
Some rest and relaxation never hurt anyone, at least that's what the crew of the Banshee thought as they went on shore leave. Unfortunately, they didn't realize that the planet they chose to go to is also the home of a bloodthirsty cult. Oops.
"Where Angels Fear to Tread, Part Two: Divide and Conquer"
The crew plunges deeper into the mystery of the Deimos cult as Dan is taken hostage by their vampire seductress leader, leaving Charlotte wondering where they are and Peter wondering if he'll ever do anything in this story.
"Where Angels Fear To Tread, Part Three: Death of Hope"
As the crew on Mordor attempts to evade the sinister forces of the Deimos, the Banshee herself comes under fire from an old adversary. Can Captain Vorezze lead the fight to take back the Banshee before it's too late? Or will the Deimos use the mighty starship to spread themselves across the galaxy?
"Those Old Pon Farr Blues"
No Vulcan likes to admit succumbing to biological urges, certainly Velorn is no exception. But it's that time of the decade, and his hormones are in full swing. Find out if he can find relief before it's too late in this special story guest written by Anthony Butler!
"Nine Months Too Long"
Something strange is happening with Cmdr. Tagel. While she's always been fiesty and domineering, she seems moreso as of late. Are the hormones from her pregnancy driving her to the brink of insanity?
"The Petzorcist"
Ever since he went on an away mission to an alien temple, Dr. Lang's hamster, Zeke, just hasn't been acting the same lately. He hasn't been nuzzling up to Liz like he used to, he seems to be biting people more often, he's screaming religious blasphemies in a deep, booming voice. Maybe he's just having a bad day?
"Q-Tips"
With fatherhood staring him square in the face, Captain Vorezze begins shopping around for some advice on how to be a better parent. Unfortunately for the captain, Q has decided to share his wisdom with Vorezze - whether he wants it or not.
"The Éclair Witch Project" Halloween Special 2001!
The crew is taking some much needed R&R on a deserted, forested planet. But as the sun sets, what was supposed to be a relaxing shore leave turns into a nightmare as they find themselves stalked by predators that are cunning, vicious, and cream filled.
"The Truth Is Out There, Part One"
A nosey reporter from the Federation Times has devoted his life to tracking down the Banshee and the secret organization he's so certain they work for. The crew of the Banshee will start sweating when he gets dangerously close to his life's goal.
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"The Truth Is Out There, Part Two"
With the command crew held captive, the Banshee must plunge themselves into the depths of Section 31's secrets if they want to rescue them before their entire organization is exposed.
"Two Of A Kind"
People on the Banshee are starting to act like completely different people from how they normally act. And other officers on board are mysteriously disappearing. What strange things are going on when no one's looking that's causing this abnormal shift?
"The Silence of the Targs" Halloween Special 2003!
When the Banshee goes to investigate the mysterious deaths of a team of Federation scientsts at what appears to be the hands of Klingon religious fanatics, Command Smith begins to question everything he thought he knew about violence and death. But can a newly reborn pacifist version of the ship's chief of security rise to the challenge of defending the crew when danger strikes?
"Upstarts" Season Finale, NEW!
There are rumbles of a rebellion sounding on a distant and not terribly pleasant Federation world. As the crew goes to investigate the situation, the relationship between Captain Vorezze and Commander Tagel begins to rapidly deteriorate. But when the situatation on the planet gets out of hand, what will suddenly matter more to the captain: his sense of duty or the love of his life?
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